Tuesday, January 20, 2009


Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a rock star. This will cause the world to sign up for life insurance policies, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this really bad guy? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?

Stage Two

Next, you must seize control of new york. This will all be done from a space station, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will die in a way you just don't want to think about, as countless hordes of alien life forms hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must prepare your corporate takeover, bringing about a 1984 police state. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare take your lunch money. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to elect you dictator for life.

Heheheheh...I'll be watching and waiting for my day...

~ Pirka

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