Tuesday, January 20, 2009

MUAHAHAHAHA!

Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!


Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a rock star. This will cause the world to sign up for life insurance policies, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this really bad guy? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?

Stage Two

Next, you must seize control of new york. This will all be done from a space station, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will die in a way you just don't want to think about, as countless hordes of alien life forms hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must prepare your corporate takeover, bringing about a 1984 police state. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare take your lunch money. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to elect you dictator for life.

Heheheheh...I'll be watching and waiting for my day...

~ Pirka

Monday, January 19, 2009

Flight of the Conchords Season II Premiere!



Last night was the premiere of the second season of the HBO series Flight of the Conchords, which chronicles a "band" (in the loosest sense of the word) of the same name made up of New Zealanders Bret McKenzie and Jemaine Clement. The series centres around their daily lives in New York City, and it's flippin' hilarious...not to mention each episode has at least two funny songs thrown in!

Yes, I know the premiere leaked online a while ago. I didn't watch it. It made me feel dirty to do that.

~ Pirka

Thursday, January 15, 2009

What Do Ya Do With A B.A. In English?

...What is my life s'posed to be
Four years of college
And plenty of knowledge
Have earned me this useless degree

I can't pay the bills yet, cuz' I have no skills yet
The world is a big, scary pla~ace

But somehow I can't shake
The feeling I might make
A difference to the
Human race!

~ Princeton, "Avenue Q"

I'm only in high school, yet this song speaks to me (same with all of Avenue Q). I keep on thinking about how I'm not a kid anymore, and in literally a few years from now I'll be on my own like Princeton. I'm really scared, just like he was, and I'm not even out of high school yet. I'm only in grade 10.
For me it's essentially the same, except 'B.A. In English' is subbed with 'Slightly Above Average Cartooning Skills'. What do I do with them?

On a further note, my Careers teacher is listening to Avenue Q with me right now. LULZ.

~ Pirka

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

MoeMoeShotaLoli



One of the things that has fascinated me the most about modern Japanese culture is their differences in censorship, and, to a further extent, what things are considered acceptable...well, I'm not going to put it bluntly - objects of sexual attraction.

From the kinds of things people seem to be attracted to, every person in Japan is a pedophile.

...however, there, it isn't that way. They see things differently in good ole' Nippon, and, as always, they cater to every niche market, including shotacon and lolicon - the affection of children or childlike characters in anime, manga, etc.

So, why am I talking about this? I realize, after all these years, that it's rubbed off on me.
Rest assured, I've never been sexually attracted to an anime character (but, in all honesty, I've never been sexually attracted to anything). But cute shota boys are something I admittedly love to bits. Moe, innocent, cute girls (like the one above) encompass the wish of every nerd - to be just like one of them.
This is making me feel uncomfortable. It's just like how everyone assumes a furry is sexually attracted to anthropomorphic animals. If I were to say that I like shotacon and lolicon media, people would instantly think the same of me. I know a lot of furries, and they hate being assumed as kinky or being anything related to sex. Less than one percent of them are. Still, in my mind, as I'm sure others can see, I'm afraid as being taken to be the one percent.

I watch Lucky Star. Does that automatically mean I look at Lucky Star porn? It's Rule 34 of the internet, people! There's porn of everything. That would be like saying everyone who likes The Simpsons looks at Simpsons porn. For some reason, people see otakus as perverts automatically.

I am, rest assured, not a pervert. I never will be.
I just think anime kids are cute. Who doesn't?

~ Pirka

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Japanese InnerSpace Cover!



This is delicious!
YESSS! YESSS! (Horn music)
I think I have now officially confirmed my nerd-dom. Can anyone translate what the Japanese title means?

~ Pirka

Monday, January 12, 2009

Sorry its been so long...

You know, exams. Did I mention exams? I'm scared to death about this crudcrap.

I'm thinking of commissioning a plushie from someone, since I have a large excess of money now. How many times per year do you get to say that, huh?

Also, I've been reminded of the odd parallels Hamish X has with Sonic The Hedgehog...think about it. Also, working on more Innerspace anime.

Sorry that this isn't an interesting post.

~ Pirka

Sunday, January 4, 2009

My, My Meebas!



What's the proper posessive form of My Meebas, anyway? "My My Meebas", or just "My Meebas"? I've been using "the Meebas that I have" and "Meebas that belong to me" to avoid this predicament.

My family of My Meebas stands before you!

Happiness Meeba Dustin (the black, fuzzy one),
Love Meeba Poppy (the shiny rainbow one)
and twin Friendship Meebas (well, they have 'love' on their strings for some reason, even I don't know why!) Pachinko and Slot.
Yes, twin Meebas are possible! That's the main reason I took this pic, to prove that (a lot of people have been asking it on Yahoo Answers and stuff, from what I've gathered).
Dustin was born in the Parker Meridien (I think that's what it's called) hotel in New York City.
Poppy was born in my bedroom.
Pachinko and Slot were also born, on the same day as me, Oct. 27th. Pachinko has a lighter area around his mouth, while Slot's is darker. That's how I tell them apart!

I got four more for Xmas. Really. Four. Remember that these were only 3 tubes, P+C were twins...I have a lot of critters to hatch!

~ Pirka

Friday, January 2, 2009

Here's a Webcomic I Might Actually Update

I decided to create a webcomic based on my "animated" (in the loosest sense of the word) "show" (again, in the loosest sense of the world), The Floofeh Sho. The comic is called, yay for originality: The Floofeh Comic. You can check it out here.

I'm trying to actually update this one!

~ Pirka